What if...?

What-ifs: are they downers or a great product of imagination? What if we had the chance to go back in time?
Would we change things or leave it all the same? What if we had the power to bring back someone from the dead? Would we take advantage of that opportunity? What if all our dreams came true? Would it be all we imagined? What if life was easier? What if gas was free? What if there was no president or laws? Would we be in a happy anarchy or in barbaric dark ages? What if everyone on Earth were rockers? Would there be any fans? Would rock truly exist? What if the world was perfect? Would we miss its flaws?
What if nuns were gangsters? Would they have a #1 hip-hop record? What if the world were a toilet?
Would we be taught in buildings of feces? What if we were inches tall and dogs terrorized us? What if the Walmart smiley face frowned? What if Satan was a chiuahua? What if Satan was hot sauce? How would he taste? Would he charcoal our tongues? What if death was reversed and we existed in death and then died and came into life? What if the Earth was a talking head? What if we were all cartoon characters living in an animated world? Would we each get a theme song? What if the Tellitubies were serial killers? What if the world was alive like a person? What if Elmo was depressed? What if the Cookie Monster went on a sugar-free diet? What if everything on this post happened at once?