Vitamins

I found out something odd last week- vitamins kill elderly women. And I saw something weird on the back of a Flintstones vitamin box- fatal overdoses of Flintstone vitamins are the leading cause of overdose in children under age 6. So what else do they overdose on? And why would children enthusiastically gobble up a container of vitamins? Do small children throw parties and take vitamins? If so, I imagine it would go something like this: "Hey Bill give me the cherry one. Oh damn that's good. Give me more!"
"Hey Bobby! Let's go back to your room and snort some grape vitamins." "Oh sorry Cindy I just got out of rehab. I'm sober now so I can't have any more vitamins." "Fine, whatever. I'll do it myself."
"Whoo! I'm so high right now. That grape Flintstone was so good." "Hey, are you alright?"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha. You are so funny!" "Okay then. Bye..." "(Crying:) Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Why did she leave? Why did she go to Walmart?" "What?" "My mom..she left me to get...to get... peanut butter crackers!"
"Alright then..." "Police!" "Ah!" "We have you surrounded. Open the door." "Oh crap. Hide the vitamins everyone! Hide 'em!" "Okay you have to the count of 3." "Crap!" "One." "Mike, hide the grape one! Put it up!" "Two." "Hello, officer." "We heard you have vitamins. Is this true?"
"I don't know...Do you have Bengay?" "Yes, I have Bengay. Do you have the vitamins?"
"No. Of course not, we're not that type of kids." "You telling the truth?" "Of course sir."
"This is your only warning. Next time we're arresting you." (Police leaves)
"Everyone go home! My mom comes back in a half hour."
So now you know-don't take vitamins. Don't give in to the peer pressure. Just don't do it- Fred Flintstone is evil and he's out to kill us all (under the age of 6).