Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Children television

Anyone ever notice TV for children is weird? For instance, go back and watch the shows you watched as a little kid. Name one of them that isn't weird, creepy, or perverted. Any exceptions ,(if there are any), are TV shows that are stupid. For example, the creators of Dora the Explorer seems to think that if children learn uno, dos, tres that they know valuable Spanish- speaking skills. Another thing wrong with Dora is how are children supposed to learn from a blind moron? If she can't find anything right in front of her with a map, how is she qualified as having an educational show? What are kids learning? They're all telling Dora what she should have known in the first place. Blind people shouldn't have TV shows. Next, retards and deaf people are going to want their own TV shows and what do we do then? Do we give them a channel? What would they do with it? Would they have talk shows? Would they play music? Will they create a replica of Disney Channel? And it's not just the older TV children shows with issues- try watching Pocoyo sometime.
(It comes on Channel 169 at noon on Saturdays and Sundays). That show is hilariously odd (and vice-versa). On that show, a 3 year old boy, an elephant, and a duck are friends. The elephant is a girly narcissist, the boy (Pocoyo) is a weird idiot and the duck is really weird. On one episode, the elephant invites Pocoyo to a tea party. Pocoyo says he won't go because there's too much, and I quote,: "pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!" And in the same episode, Pocoyo finds out what a horse is and goes crazy. He shouts "Horse! Horse! Horse! Horse!" and rips apart his friends until they make him a horse costume.
Another recent virus of  children's TV is Jack's Big Music Show. Here are some instances of that show's issues: (In an episode,) they ride around in spaceships with penises on the front of them, they (always) use outdated words like "neat-o", "swell", "spiffy", and a word they made up called "swinky", and that show also has random, stupid songs.
Why are children TV shows like this? They're so stupid yet they're called "educational".
They're so stupid, so weird and kids are raised watching them. Now you know why our generations keep being so screwed up.

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