So everybody knows what is really going on in the Mario series right?
Bowser kidnaps Peach and rapes her. I mean think about it-
Bowser has 9 kids. Where do you think they came from?
And I bet Mario hasn't even figured it out yet.
I'll also bet that Peach likes it because why else isn't she prepared
after being kidnapped so many times?
I mean if she loves Mario why doesn't she ever stay inside where it's safe?
Poor Mario. And I'm guessing that Bowser has a really
elaborate rape fortress because Mario has to journey all over the world to
find Peach. His rape schemes are really complex.
He does some serious thinking when he gets horny.
He designed his castle to fly, hired a bunch of evil goons to get rid of Mario
and has his castle with a few guards in it just so he can rape Peach.
Wow. Imagine if all rapists had this kind of creative plan.
And I can only imagine the horrors Bowser would put his
Eharmony partner through.
And what about Luigi? What does he do? He has no
girlfriend or job and in the Mario games, it says he is
a good jumper....prostitute.
Luigi is a freaking prostitute.
That explains why he's never in the (main) adventures- he's a whore.
He just gives away his meatballs to any noodlesucker with a few bucks.
Luigi, for shame. One of these days, Bowser will kidnap Luigi and he'll be sorry.
Bowser will rape him and rape him and rape him and when Bowser sees that
Luigi isn't pregnant, he'll rape him some more. Oh, Mario Bros. why?
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