The order

One day, a demonic priest walked into Dairy Queen.
"WHERE'S MY BURGER?"the priest said. "Sir, you haven't ordered yet." said an employee
He said" YOU BETTER GIVE ME A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE NO PICKLES OR I WILL KILL YOU! SATAN SAID IF WE DEMONS DON'T KILL, WE SHALL ALL BE DOOMED TO HEAVEN. IF YOU MUST KEEP ME FROM A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE NO PICKLES, WE SHALL SUFFER IN LOVE AND GOODNESS!
DAMNATION IS THE WAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY BURGER, I WILL GIVE HELL YOUR SOUL. I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT, CRAWL INSIDE, RIP OUT YOUR HEART, SHOVE IT INTO YOUR ANUS-" "How can you shove it into a planet?" "I HAVE MY WAYS...
WAIT, I MEANT I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS- THAT'S WHAT IT WAS."
"Oh, okay." "YEAH." "I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU SHIT OUT YOUR HEART AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL TO HELL."
"Sir, that'll be $2.50." "HELL NO IT ISN'T!" "It'll be free?" "YEAH, I FUCKIN THOUGHT SO."
(He took the burger and disappeared into Hell.)